Why did the car go to therapy? It had too many issues.

Why did the math equation break up with the number? It just couldn't add up.

Why did the music note go to the therapist? It had too many rests.

Why was the math book always tangled up? It couldn't solve its problems.

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it? When it holds a hole.

What has keys but can't open locks and unlocks a wonderful life? A piano.

What dress is always overdressed? The address.

Why doesn't the ocean get thirsty? Because it drinks like a fish.

Why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? It didn't have the guts.

Why did the scientist take out a time machine? To kill two birds with one stone.

Why did the clock get a medal? For second place.

What is faster when it gets hotter? A zippo.

What is always hungry, but never thirsty? A flame.

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always runs away from the ball.

What word looks the same upside down and backwards? Swims.

Why did the math book go to prison? Too many problems.

Why did the bicycle stand by the door all night? It was two-tired.

What goes up and down but doesn't move? Stairs.

What has many eyes but cannot see? A potato.

What has a heart that's not alive? An artichoke.

Why was the math book sad? It kept getting too many problems.