Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What can't be put in a saucepan? Its lid.
Why did the math book look mad? It had too many problems.
What is taken from a mine, and is used by almost everyone? Pencil lead.
Why was the moon sad? It was going through a phase.
What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and has a bed but never sleeps? A river.
What flows but never stands still? Time.
What is in the middle of America? The letter 'r'.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It just needed some space.
What has keys but can't open locks? A telephone.
What comes once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? The letter 'm'.
What has a handle but can't be touched? A doorbell.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn't living? A glove.
Why couldn't the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
What breaks but never falls? Daybreak.
Why couldn't the cowboy sit down at the bar? He had too many saddles.
Why was the music teacher hired by the school band? To conduct themselves properly.
What can be cracked, made, told, and play without losing its quality? A joke.
What is as light as a feather but can't be held for long? Your breath.
I am a word that begins with 't', ends with 't', and has 't' in it. What am I? A teapot.
When you do not know what I am, then I am something. When you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I? A riddle.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.