Why did the math book look uncomfortable? Because it had too many problems to sit on.

What has a heart but no organs? A love letter.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and always has to rhyme? A penny.

Why was the dictionary so confident? It knew all the definitions.

What asks no questions but requires an answer? A telephone.

Why did the music note go to jail? It was involved in a rest.

What has a heart and a head, but no body? A deck of cards.

Why did the math book get promoted? Because it was full of solutions.

What has keys but can't open locks? A typewriter keyboard.

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? A teapot with tea inside.

What has words but never speaks? A book on a shelf.

Why did the math book never get bored? It had too many problems to solve.

What has a heart but no organs? A deck of cards in a game.

What is always in front of you but can't be seen? The future in your mind.

What has keys but can't open a door? A piano at a concert hall.

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed for a crime scene.

What has to be broken before you can use it? A code on a secure lock.

What has keys but can't open locks? A typewriter from the past.

Why couldn't the clock be friends with the calendar? They had too many dates.

What has a face and two hands but can't see or touch? A clock ticking away.

Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer so long.