Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a face and two hands but can't hold anything? A clock.
What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg on a recipe.
What has a heart of gold but can't walk? A statue.
Why did the grammar teacher go to the doctor? She had too many commas.
What has needles but can't sew? A pine tree in the forest.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? A teapot on a table.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A keyboard player.
What has to be broken before you can use it? A glow stick at night.
What has a heart that doesn't beat? An artichoke in a salad.
What has teeth but can't bite? A zipper on a jacket.
Why was the broom late? It swept in from out of town.
What has keys but can't open locks? A xylophone in a band.
What gets wetter as it dries? A towel in the sun.
What has wings but never flies? A mailbox.
What has a mouth but cannot talk? A river.
Why did the book go to the therapist? It had too many emotional chapters.
Why did the musician break up with the piano? It was too much of a key player.
Why did the scarecrow become a comedian? He was outstanding at telling corny jokes.
Why did the picture go to jail twice? It was framed both times.
Why did the math book go to therapy? It couldn't deal with all its problems.
Why did the pencil cross the paper? To get to the other side.