What has keys that don't open locks? A piano.

How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Why did the pencil bring a friend to the party? It needed a point.

Why was the clock always worried? It had too much on its hands.

What has golden hair and cannot smile? A statue.

What has big ears but can't hear a thing? A cornfield.

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth.

Why did the mathematician always carry a pencil? In case they needed to 'graph' something out.

Why was the integer always so tense? It had too many 'negative' thoughts.

Why was the pie chart always so confident? Because it knew all the 'slices'.

Why did the decimal break up with the fraction? They just couldn't find a 'common' ground.

Why did the geometry teacher go broke? They kept 'losing' their shapes.

Why did the number 5 start acting out? Because it was a prime number.

Why did the fraction feel so alone? It was always 'split' between two worlds.

Why couldn't the 90-degree angle go to the party? It was always too 'right'.

Why was the algebra problem so emotional? It just couldn't 'solve' its issues.

Why did the math book break up with the history book? They were just never on the same 'page'.

Why was the number 2 always so indecisive? It could never make up its 'mind'.

Why did the math teacher bring a plant to class? To help the students 'grow'.

Why did the number 1 feel so left out? Because it was never part of a 'pair'.

Why did the calculator feel lonely? It could never find a 'mate'.