Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the banana go to school? It wanted to become a 'Slipper of Science'.
What has three feet but can't walk? A yardstick.
What keeps things green and runs around the house? A watering can.
Why was the calendar so good at its job? Because it had a lot of dates.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What has a heart that cannot love? A card deck.
Why did the math book attend the baseball game? It wanted to solve for bases.
Why did the math book go to the beach? It wanted to catch some sine rays.
What can be swallowed but also swallow you? Pride.
Where do math teachers keep their money? The multiplication bank.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A banana.
Why did the math book get detention? For identity theft.
What is always on time but never arrives early? The future.
Why did the student get a parking ticket? They exceeded the limit of 'pi'.
Why was the bee downcast? It had too many issues to pollen-ate.
Why did the triangle refuse to play? It thought the angle was obtuse.
Why did the math book sleep during the test? It was 'pi'ing in its dreams.
What has a face but never frowns? A clock.
Why did the math book feel guilty? It had too many solutions but no proof.
Why did the clock get angry? It kept getting wound up.
What has keys but can't open locks? A baby.