Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to dance with.

What word is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries? Incorrectly.

What has six faces but cannot see? A dice.

Why was the smartphone tired? It had a lot of apps.

What always comes at the end of a thought? The letter 't'.

Who earns a living by driving his customers away? A taxi driver.

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the 'droids he was looking for.

What goes up and down, but remains in the same place? Stairs.

Why was the broom late? It was 'swept' off its feet.

Why was the smartphone cold? It left its 'windows' open.

Why did the mug go to school? It wanted to be strong.

Why was the music teacher always sick? He had a baton cold.

Why did the singer break up with his metronome? He couldn't find the right tempo.

Why was the belts arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.

What has many needles but can't sew? A clock.

Why did the chalk break up with the blackboard? It felt rubbed the wrong way.

Why did the light bulb break up with the lamp? It was feeling dim.

Why did the table break up with the chair? It cushioned the blow.

Why did the window break up with the breeze? It needed some air.

Why did the chair break up with the cushion? It needed some support.

Why did the tree break up with the branch? It felt like it was being pruned.