Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
You can see nothing else when you look in my face, I will look you in the eye and I will never lie. What am I? A mirror.
I have no voice, yet I speak to you. I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door; I have told you all. What am I? A book.
I may be made of metal, bone, or wood, and have many teeth. My bite hurts no one and the ladies love me. What am I? A comb.
Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because they both have Greece at the bottom.
Why was the music teacher fired? Because he couldn't conduct himself properly.
I can fly without wings, cry without eyes. Every morning I come without being called. What am I? The sun.
Why did the math teacher break up with the algebra book? She felt too many problems.
Why did the weather report go to the party? It was always raining on someone's parade.
Why did the math book fight the science book? They had too many problems.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To prove he had guts.
Why was the math book sad for being negative? It couldn't stay positive.
What has a heart that doesn't beat, but can still be broken? A watermelon.
What has many stories but can't read? A building.
What goes up, lets out a gas, and goes back down? A balloon.
What belongs to you but is used by others more than you? Your name.
What begins and has no end and is the ending of all that begins? The letter 'e'.
What runs all around a backyard but doesn't move? A fence.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? It's impossible, elephants don't have hands.
What has a heart but no other organ? A deck of cards.
What has an eye but doesn't see? A needle.
What kind of candy never gets sick? Choco-late.