Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the wind go to therapy? It had too many gusts of feelings.
Why did the bicycle refuse to move? It had too much wheel power.
Why didn't the ghost go to the party? It had no body to dance with.
Why was the math book happy? Because it finally found its X.
What kind of vegetable is always sad? Blue broccoli.
How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card.
Why did the math talk to the science book? It needed some problems solved.
What did the coffee say to the sugar? It's not sweet without you.
Why can't you trust lions with secrets? They tend to roar too loud.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You've got a point.
Why was the calendar good at its job? It had days all planned out.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? It was over 90 degrees.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
Why was the math student bad at planting trees? He kept getting his square roots mixed up!
What kind of couple doesn't go to the gym? A relationship that doesn't work out!
What has keys but can't open a lock? A computer keyboard.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!
Why was the math book in the hospital? It had too many problems.
What starts with an 'e', ends with an 'e', and contains one letter? An envelope.
Why was the math test a disaster? It was a sum-thing else.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I? The letter 'E'.