What goes up but never comes down?

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands?

What has an eye but cannot see?

What has ears but cannot hear?

What gets wet while drying?

What has keys but can't open locks?

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I? The letter 'e'.

Why couldn't the belt get locked up? It held up a pair of pants.

What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm about to change.

What has a neck but no head? A bottle of juice.

What runs around the house but never moves? A fence.

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? A teapot of course.

Why was the ruler sad? It couldn't measure up to expectations.

Why did the calendar quit? It's days were numbered.

What has keys but can't open locks? A cucumber.

What has many keys but can't open a door? A banana.

What has keys but can't open locks? A plant.

Why was the broom late? It swept all the dust under the rug.

Why did the salad go to the studio? To get dressed in olive oil.

What's the tastiest part of a laptop? The space bar.