Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a face and two hands but can't talk or tell time? A clock.
What has a mouth but can't eat, a bed but can't sleep? A river.
What has a head at the top, a tail at the bottom, but no legs? A coin.
Why do chickens only lay eggs in the morning? Because if they laid them in the afternoon, they would be scrambled.
Why did the math book worry so much? It had too many problems to solve.
What has a head at the top and a foot at the bottom but no body? A coin.
Why was the music teacher locked out of the classroom? She couldn't find the right key.
Why was the dictionary so smart? Because it had a lot of definitions.
What has many keys but can unlock no doors? A telephone.
What has many keys but can't open a lock? A musical keyboard.
What has a ring but no finger? Saturn.
Why did the dachshund sit in the shade? Because it was a hot dog.
What has a heart but never beats? A deck of cards.
Why was the calendar always happy? It had so many dates.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? Because he had a good ear for music.
What has a heart but no organs? A playing card.
Why did the accountant break up with the calculator? Because he couldn't count on it.
What builds but never uses a blueprint? A bee.
Why don't trees ever go to the dentist? They're already rooted.
Why was the nose always in the middle of the face? Because it was the center of attention.
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty? A shadow.