Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a hundred eyes but can’t see? A potato peeler.
What has keys but can't open locks and has a bank but can't store money? A computer keyboard.
What has a heart that doesn't beat and can cry when chopped? An onion.
What starts with a 'P' and ends with an 'E' and has a thousand letters? A mailbox.
Why couldn’t Dracula play baseball? Because he lost his bat.
Why couldn't the math book sleep? It had too many problems to count sheep.
Why do beans look sad? Because they know they'll get gas later.
Why are eggs not good at hiding? They always get found!
What is the most hardworking part of the eye? The pupil.
Why did the math book break up with the pencil? It couldn't solve its problems.
Why was the calendar depressed? Its days were numbered.
What do cows tell each other before they go out? Let's moooove!
Why don't some fish do well in schools? They work better in tanks.
What kind of flower can you eat while on the go? A tulip.
Why did the guitar go to jail? For fingering A-minor.
Why was the peach sad? It wasn't apricot in itself.
Why did the math book look puzzled? It couldn't make sense of its problems.
Why did the math book take a vacation? It needed a break from all the problems.
Why don't two elephants go swimming? Because they only have one pair of trunks.
Why did the math book hire a therapist? It had too many issues to work through.
Why did the cells stay together? They had excellent chemistry.