Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the crayon go to therapy? It needed to draw out its feelings.
Who writes messages for cows? A moo-se.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why was the music teacher locked out of the classroom? They lost the key.
How do you shave a pig? With haminated bacon.
What do chickens wear to a formal event? Eggs-clusive feathers.
What has no end and no beginning? A circle.
Why did the math book look motivated? Because it wanted to solve its problems.
What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
What wears a jacket but can't put it on? A coat of paint.
What has many keys but can't open a lock? A typewriter.
What has a head, a tail, but does not talk? A coin.
What has a horn but can't beep? A rhinoceros.
Why was the geometry class always tired? Because they were always a-round.
What has keys that can't open locks and tallies but no numbers? A typewriter.
Why was the math test so hard? Because its problems were unbearable.
What has a bottom at the top and a foot but no legs? A stocking.
What has keys that can't open locks, but can open your mind? A book.
Why was the music teacher not invited to play baseball? Because she had a bat.
What has a heart that doesn't beat and leaves but no feet? An artichoke.
What has eyes that can't see, a nose that can't smell, and hands that can't feel? A potato.