Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What can be cracked, made, told, and played, but never stopped? A joke.
Why did the music notes go to jail? They were in treble.
Why was the lightbulb tired? It had been on all day.
Why was the broom in a hurry? It had to sweep an important meeting.
Why did the math book fail the test? It couldn't find its x.
Why did the computer go to the party? It had a lot of cache.
What has a heart that doesn't beat? A cardigan.
What asks no questions but gets lots of answers? A doorbell.
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you want to get rid of it? An anchor.
Why did the math book refuse to pick a fight? It was good at solving problems.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Brrr-ead.
What do you call a talking sheep? A baa-d influence.
Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
Why did the pencil go to the dance? Because it had a good point.
Why did the golf...
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower. Everything was pink! What color were the stairs? There weren't any—it was a one-story house!
What runs but can't walk? Water!
What has keys but can't open locks and you can enter but can't go outside? A keyboard!
What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A stamp.
Why was the fan always blowing? It had too many fans.
Why did the BBQ chef quit? He couldn't handle the heat.