I'm so bad at assembling furniture, I once put a bookshelf together backwards.

I'm the kind of person who always forgets to charge their phone overnight, then panics in the morning.

I'm so bad at keeping up with the latest trends, I once tried to bring back bell-bottoms.

I'm the kind of person who can never find a matching pair of socks, no matter how many I own.

I'm so bad at keeping up with trends, I still think 'fidget spinners' are cool.

I'm the kind of person who always forgets birthdays, even my own.

I'm the kind of person who always manages to bump into people while walking on an empty street.

I'm the kind of person who can't make decisions, I once spent an hour deciding what to order at a fast food restaurant.

I'm the kind of person who gets lost in their own thoughts, even with a map.

I have a knack for picking the slowest line in any grocery store.

I'm not a great dancer, but I give 110% in enthusiasm.

I have a black belt in binge-watching Netflix.

I'm not afraid of commitment, I just have a fear of making decisions.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just doing my own impromptu interpretive dance routine.

I'm not just a hot mess, I'm a five-alarm fire.

I have a memory like a sieve, but without the usefulness of holding water.

I'm not awkward, I just have a unique way of socializing.

I'm not a fashionista, I just have a special talent for mismatching colors.

I have a memory like a sieve, but only for important things.

I'm so bad at dancing, someone once mistook me for a malfunctioning robot.

I'm not a great driver, I just have my own unique interpretation of road signs.