I'm not a great athlete, I once got out of breath while playing Wii Sports.

I'm so bad at DIY, I once accidentally painted my cat while redecorating.

I'm not the best driver, I once got lost going around the block.

I'm so bad at telling jokes, people often think I'm being serious.

I'm not the best at parallel parking, I once got stuck between two cars for 20 minutes.

I'm so bad at dating, I get stood up by my imaginary friends.

I'm not a great driver, I once failed a driving test on GTA.

I'm not a good listener, I once forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence.

I'm so bad at time management, I'm still waiting for tomorrow to start.

I'm not a fashionista, I once wore socks with sandals on purpose.

I'm so bad at making decisions, I once took an hour to choose a dining table at IKEA.

I'm not a morning person, I hit the alarm clock and snooze button in my sleep.

I'm so bad at dating, I once got rejected by a dating app.

I'm not a great artist, I once drew a stick figure and it looked like a tree.

I'm so bad at cleaning, I once vacuumed the same spot for an hour thinking it was a stain.

I'm not a good cook, I once burned salad.

I'm so bad at selfies, I once broke my phone trying to take one.

I'm not a handyman, I once fixed a leaky faucet and made it worse.

I'm not a good storyteller, I once fell asleep during my own story.

I'm not a good dancer, I once twerked and pulled a muscle.

I'm not a good gardener, I once killed a plastic plant.