I'm so bad at photography, I always manage to cut off people's heads in pictures.

I'm so bad at budgeting, I consider window shopping a dangerous sport.

I'm so bad at organization, I have a junk drawer for my junk drawer.

I'm so bad at socializing, I once double-texted my own mom.

I'm so bad at technology, I still have trouble setting my alarm clock.

I'm so bad at telling stories, I forget the punchline halfway through.

I'm so bad at cooking, I once set pasta on fire in the microwave.

I'm so bad at multitasking, I can barely chew gum and walk at the same time.

I'm so bad at crafting, I once glued my fingers to a scrapbook.

I'm so bad at saving money, I once bought a candy bar with a credit card.

I'm so bad at multitasking, I once burned toast while watching a cooking show.

I'm so bad at DIY projects, I once used permanent marker instead of paint on a wall.

I'm so bad at reading maps, I once ended up in a different state trying to find a gas station.

I'm so bad at fashion, I once went to a job interview with my shirt on backward.

I'm so bad at relationships, I once broke up with someone in my dream and stayed mad at them in real life.

I'm so bad at taking compliments, I once responded with 'you too' after someone said I looked nice.

I'm so bad at dating, I once forgot my date's name halfway through dinner.

I'm so bad at technology, I once tried to unlock my front door with the 'unlock' button on my car keys.

I'm so bad at singing, my showerhead refuses to give me an encore.

I'm so bad at making small talk, I once asked someone if they've ever seen a tree before.

I'm so bad at texting, I once sent a 'happy birthday' message to someone on their anniversary.