I'm so bad at time management, I still haven't finished my New Year's resolutions from three years ago.

I'm so bad at giving directions, I once told someone to turn left at the big tree... in a forest.

I'm so bad at exercising, I once got winded just watching someone else workout.

I'm so bad at singing, my neighbors thought a cat was dying in my apartment.

I'm so bad at relationships, my longest one was with my Netflix account.

I'm so bad at telling jokes, I should come with a 'laugh track' warning.

I'm so uncool, my ice cubes won't even hang out with me.

I'm so bad at karaoke, I got booed at a silent disco.

I'm so bad at photography, my selfies are blurry even with filters.

I'm so bad with money, I once spent $20 on a scratch-off ticket and won $1.

I'm such a klutz that I can trip over a cordless phone.

I'm not good at sports, I once got winded playing Wii Fit.

I'm so pale, I make casper the ghost look tan.

I'm so bad at directions, my GPS sends me 'good luck' messages.

I'm such a bad driver, I hit the curb at a drive-thru.

I'm so bad with technology, I once tried to double-click a piece of paper.

I'm so bad at telling jokes, I had a clown ask me for tips.

I'm such a bad dancer, I have my own gravitational pull.

I'm so indecisive, I couldn't even choose a favorite color.

I'm so bad at math, I need a calculator to figure out my age.

I'm so uncool, I still say 'YOLO' unironically.