I'm the type of person who will trip over nothing and then apologize to the floor.

I tried to be a cool kid once, but my allergies to cats and dairy just weren't having it.

I'm like a library book, rarely taken out and always overdue.

I once tried to go on a diet, but my fridge kept cheering me on.

I'm not a morning person, I'm a give-me-five-more-minutes-and-I'll-be-ready person.

I'm so bad at directions, I use GPS to walk to the bathroom in my own house.

I'm so bad at technology, even my smartwatch gets frustrated with me.

I'm so bad at multitasking, I can barely even chew gum and walk at the same time.

I'm so bad at remembering names, I have a greeting card saved just for people I've already met.

I'm so bad at math, I still count on my fingers when trying to split the bill with friends.

I'm so bad at taking selfies, my camera finds a way to blur out my face every time.

I'm so bad at parking, I once paid for two spots just to make sure I didn't hit anything.

I'm so bad at sleeping, I stay up late worrying about how tired I'll be in the morning.

I'm so bad at organizing, I have a 'to-do' list that's older than some of my friendships.

I'm so bad at fashion, my clothes actively try to run away from me in public.

I'm so bad at dating, even my imaginary partner is considering breaking up with me.

I'm so bad at adulting, my plants have a better chance of survival than I do.

I'm so bad at dating, my cat is my only Valentine every year.

I'm so bad at decision-making, I spent an hour trying to pick a Netflix show and ended up rewatching The Office.

I'm so bad at budgeting, my bank account sends me sympathy cards.

I'm so bad at adulting, I consider getting out of bed a major accomplishment.