I'm so unathletic, I once got a cramp while sitting down.

I'm so indecisive, I once spent an hour picking out a toothbrush.

I'm so bad at fashion, I once wore sunglasses indoors thinking they were regular glasses.

I'm so bad at math, I once tried to estimate a bill and was way off.

I'm so bad at dancing, my dance moves have been compared to a malfunctioning robot.

I'm so bad at organization, I once lost my phone while talking on it.

I'm so bad at flirting, I once said 'nice shoes' to someone who wasn't wearing any.

I'm so bad at technology, I once broke my laptop by trying to clean the screen with Windex.

I'm so bad at baking, I once made cookies that were mistaken for hockey pucks.

I'm so bad at photography, my selfies look like crime scene photos.

I'm so bad at fashion, I once wore a Halloween costume to a job interview.

I'm so bad at names, I once called my teacher 'Mom' in front of the whole class.

I'm so bad at singing, I once made a group of cats yowl in protest.

I'm so bad at gardening, my plants actually die from neglect.

I'm so bad at cooking, my microwave meals have a three-minute cook time and a two-hour cleanup.

I'm so bad at dancing, I once knocked over a lamp trying to do the Macarena.

I'm so bad at jokes, I once tried to tell a knock-knock joke but forgot the punchline.

I'm so indecisive, I once changed my mind about dinner 5 times in a row.

I'm so bad at technology, I once tried to use the voice assistant on my phone and ended up calling my ex.

I'm so bad at jokes, I once told a knock-knock joke with the wrong punchline.

I'm so forgetful, I once forgot my phone in the fridge.