Why did the pancake cry? It ran out of batter!

Why did the math book look so disappointed? It had too many problems!

Why did the lettuce beat the celery in a race? Because it was ahead!

Why did the egg refuse to jump off the table? It didn't want to crack up!

Why was the scarecrow so popular? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the juice go to school? To get a little smarter!

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way? It kept going in circles!

Why was the scarecrow a successful comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field of jokes!

How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field of career development!

Why did the skeleton burp loudly? It didn't have the guts to fart!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was strapped to a heavy fruit!

What did the pen say to the paper? I feel quite ink-lined to you!

What kind of ties do cows wear to formal events? Cowlar ties!

Why did the mime go broke? He had nothing to show for his work!

Why did the singer go to jail? For hitting the high notes!

Why was the robber always calm? He had a lot of time on his hands!

What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think we're coming to a close!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field of laughs!

What did one bridge say to the other bridge? Let's cross that bridge when we come to it!

Why did the ice cube go to therapy? It had a cold exterior but a melted interior!