Why did the pencil roll off the desk? It couldn't erase the mistake!

What do you call a strange bathroom? A restroom!

Why did the magician get locked out of his house? He lost his keys!

What do you call a magic owl? Who-dini!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the nursery? The baby woke up!

Why couldn't the cyclist find his bicycle? It two-tired of waiting!

Why was the cow so good at baseball? It was an excellent bunter!

What do you call a cat who eats beans? Purr-ito!

Why did the robot break up with the calculator? It couldn't handle its functions!

Why did the math teacher break up with the graph paper? It was too square!

What did the furniture say to the room? Let's get chair-ful!

How did the snowman get to work? By icicle!

Why did the pencil go to the gym? It wanted to be sharp!

Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two tired!

Why did the magician have to cancel his show? He ran out of tricks!

Why did the basketball go to the team's home opener? It wanted to bounce back!

Why was the horse always so happy? It lived in a stable environment!

How do you find a princess? Follow the footprints!

What did the bartender say to the sandwich? Sorry, we don't serve food here!

Why did the farmer bury his money in the field? To make his soil rich!

How does a tree get online? It logs in!