Why did the banana put on sunscreen? It didn't want to peel!

What did the yoga instructor say when her mat got wet? Namaste dry!

Why was the math book always out of breath? It had too many problems!

Why did the shoe go to school? To get a little more sole!

Why did the math book become a gymnast? It had too many problems!

What did the broom say after a tough day? I'm beat!

Why did the salad go to the studio? To get some dressing!

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to get on the top shelf!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Her students were too bright!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding at fielding questions!

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Spinal tap!

Why did the tomato turn red? It was blushing at the sight of the salsa dancing!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding at telling corny jokes!

Why did the pencil go to the party? It heard it was going to be un-erasable!

Why did the chicken sit on the egg? It didn't want anyone to know it was chicken!

What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn-mooer!

Why did the scarecrow keep a diary? It wanted to keep track of its field work!

Why did the referee bring a pencil to the game? To draw the line!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case he got a hole-in-one.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later!

Why was the teacher always energized? Her students were shockingly bright!