Why did the coin take up yoga? It wanted to center itself!

Why did the tomato go to the library? It wanted to become a little more 'well-read'!

Why did the tomato start a fight? It had beef with the lettuce!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field, literally!

What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberry fields forever!

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy!

Why did the ghost break up? It couldn't handle the booing!

Why was the skeleton always cold? It had no body to warm it up!

Why was the tomato feeling crumby? It saw the salad dressing!

Why did the bicycle get shy? It didn't want anyone to see its chain!

Why didn't the bicycle want to go to the party? It was two tired!

Why was the math book always sought after? It had all the right answers!

Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She wasn't his 'grave' mate!

Why was the skeleton so good at poker? He always had a great hand!

Why was the ghost a terrible comedian? Because it couldn't handle 'boo's!

Why did the math book go on a date with the history book? They felt like solving the past!

Why was the tomato blushing? It had a crush on the salad!

Why did the scarecrow turn down a date? It was too attached to its field!

Why did the bicycle refuse to move? It wheely liked its spot!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the highway? It ran out of juice!

Why did the computer get cold feet? It heard some chilling news!