I tried to do a pirouette but spun out of control and crashed into a wall. I'm a ballet disaster!

I tried to jump over a hurdle but clipped it and face-planted. I'm a hurdle hopper!

Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights!

I have a fear of escalators, but I'm taking steps to overcome it.

Why did the scarecrow bring a microphone to the farm? He wanted to make some corny jokes!

I tried to write jokes on an escalator, but it was just going up and down with the punchlines.

I have a fear of hurdles, but I'm overcoming them one step at a time.

I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!

I was accused of being a plagiarist. Their word, not mine.

Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal? Decimals always have a point.

How do you catch a squirrel with a nut allergy? Use a 'nut-free zone' sign!

Why was the math book sad on Monday? It had too many problems!

Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to be a sweeper!

How do you find a missing barber? Follow the buzz!

Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock!

Who wears a mask, can fly and sings? A Hummingbird!

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip pop!

What did the Bobby pin say to the magnet? I find you very attractive!

What did one plate say to the other plate? You look dishy tonight!

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel!

Why did the piano break up with the guitar? It found out it was stringing it along!