I tried to jump over a fence but got caught on a pole. I'm a pole-vaulting fence jumper!

I tried to balance on a tightrope but tumbled into a lion's mouth at the circus. I'm a tightrope lion tamer!

I tried to hop a fence but got my pants caught and hung there. I'm a fence hanger now!

I tried to balance on a rolling barrel but ended up rolling backwards. I'm a barrel roller!

I tried to leapfrog over a bench but ended up leaping onto the bench. I'm a bench lander!

I tried to do a cartwheel but ended up cart-wheeling down a hill. I'm a rolling cartwheeler!

I tried to jump over a hurdle but crashed into the hurdle and flipped over. I'm a hurdle humorist!

I tried to jump over a puddle but landed smack dab in the middle. I'm a puddle diver now!

I tried to do a flip on a trampoline but ended up flipping off the trampoline. I'm a trampoline spill!

I tried to do a handstand but hand-slipped and flipped onto my back. I'm a handstand hazard!

I attempted a dance twirl but twirled right into the wall. I'm a twirling tabby!

I tried to climb a tree but got stuck on a branch. I'm a tree climber clinger!

I tried to jump over a fence but got snagged on the top. I'm a fence snag!

I tried to balance on a tightrope but tightrope-tumbled right into the audience. I'm a ropewalker flop!

I tried to leap over a bench but leapt straight onto the bench. I'm a bench leaper!

I tried to hop over a tree stump but tripped and rolled down a hill. I'm a hopping hill roller!

I tried to cartwheel down a hill but cartwheeled off a cliff. I'm a rolling cliffdiver!

I tried to jump over a hurdle but crashed into it and went airborne. I'm a hurdle hurdler!

I tried to balance on a rolling barrel but ended up rolling right into a pond. I'm a barrel roller!

I tried to leapfrog over a bench but ended up leaping right onto the ground. I'm a bench jumper now!

I tried to do a flip on a trampoline but flipped right off the trampoline. I'm a flip flop!