What do you call a shoe made of a banana? Slippers!

What do you call a fish with two knees? A tunee fish!

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forgot the words!

What happened to the guy who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully recovered!

Why did the math book feel bad? It had too many problems!

Why was the music teacher locked out of the classroom? Because he lost his keys!

Why was the math test wet? Because it was below 'C' level!

What happened to the guy who accidentally super glued his hands together? He had to stay connected!

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes every party? A party-saurus!

What happened to the car with an inferiority complex? It didn't like being in the shadow of other cars!

Why couldn't the ghost find a job? He always got scared during interviews!

Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights of comedy!

What happened to the comedian who told too many bad jokes? He became the punchline!

Why did the tomato bring sunscreen to the beach? To avoid getting roasted!

What happened to the actor who fell through the stage? He got a standing ovation!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the ocean break up with the beach? It was tired of the sandy jokes!

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They have their own snow caps!

Why did the cell phone break up with the landline? It didn't want any more rings!

Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

How do you repair a broken tomato? Use tomato paste!