Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
What do you call a magician who can't do tricks? An abracadabra about nothing!
Why did the mime break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't understand his gestures of love!
What did the juggler say to the unicycle? You're always one wheel ahead of me!
Why was the trapeze artist upset? She couldn't find her balance in the relationship!
What did the banana say to the refrigerator? Don't be cold to me!
Why did the ice skater bring a hairdryer to the rink? To thaw out the competition!
Why did the baseball player bring a pencil to the game? To draw a foul line!
What's a musician's favorite type of comedy? Slap-bass!
Why did the gymnast bring a feather to practice? To do balance beams with a light touch!
What did the soccer player do when he saw the goal post? He kicked himself for missing!
Why did the chef bring a whisk to the comedy show? To stir up some laughs!
How does a basketball player stay cool during a game? He finds the net!
What did the yoga instructor do when he told a joke? He laughed until he was flexible!
Why did the surfer bring a bucket to the beach? To catch some gnarly waves!
What did the weightlifter do when he dropped the barbell? He lifted his spirits!
Why did the weightlifter bring a pencil to the gym? To draw some inspiration!
How do you fix a broken drum? With a drum roll!
What did the boxer say to the punching bag? You're a hit with the ladies!
Why did the marathon runner bring a dictionary to the race? To find the definition of winning!
What did the track runner do when he tripped during the race? He picked himself up and ran with it!
Why did the construction worker bring a ruler to work? To measure up to the competition!