What kind of snacks do astronauts eat in space? Star chips!

Why was the football coach angry? Because his players were always in a huddle!

Why did the clown take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the chicken go to the dance party? To do the funky chicken dance!

What did the jogger say to the wall? 'I'll run around you!'

Why did the airplane break up with the runway? It needed space!

What did the skeleton say to the bartender? 'I'll have a beer and a mop.'

Why did the scarecrow win an award for being the best at his job? He was outstanding in his field!

What kind of tea is difficult to swallow? Reality!

Why did the tomato start a band? Because it wanted to make ketchup!

Why was the belt arrested for theft? It was holding up a pair of stolen pants!

What is a potato's favorite form of martial arts? Tater-kwon-do!

Why was the math book unhappy with its life? It was full of problems but had no solutions!

Why did the man stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'!

Why was the belt arrested for being a fashion criminal? It was caught with too many loops!

Why did the mirror go to school? It wanted to learn how to reflect on things!

What did one pickle say to the other pickle who won the race? Dill with it!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby!

Why did the pony go to the doctor? Because it was a little hoarse!

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He thought he'd get a power plant!

Why did the rope go to the doctor? It was feeling knotty!