Why did the cows return to the spaceship? They forgot their moos!

How do you find a missing train? Follow its tracks!

What did the hat say to the sock? You go on ahead, I'll follow you on foot!

Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They would crack up!

Why was the musician arrested? For fingering A minor!

What did the salt say to the pepper? Some like it hot!

Why did the scarecrow blush? Because he saw the farmer's melons!

Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to brush up on its knowledge!

What did the football say to the punter? I get a kick out of you!

How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one is a matchstick!

Why was the math book feeling negative? It had too many issues to solve!

Why did the baby cookie cry? Because its mommy was a wafer too long!

Why did the pencil draw outside the lines? It had a point to make!

What kind of jokes do mummies tell? Cryptic ones!

What did the picture say to the wall? I've got you covered!

How do you keep an apple pie from crying? Poke a lot of holes in it!

Why did the scarecrow keep winning awards? He was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!

Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!

Why was the music teacher always off key? He couldn't find the right chord!