Why did the skeleton go to the party? To add some body to the room!

Why did the pencil jump into the sharpener? It wanted to get pointed!

Why did the music teacher get in trouble? Because he hit a bad note!

Why did the potato go to the doctor? It was a chip off the old block!

Why did the mole go to the beach? It heard the sun was out!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't around yet!

Why did the cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!

What do you call a pile of sheep? A baaah-th!

Why did the baby cookie cry? Because it was feeling crumbly!

Why did the broccoli go to the party? Because it was a real stalk-er!

Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!

Why did the skier take a tomato to the slopes? He wanted to ketchup!

Why did the magician bring a ladder to the show? He wanted to do a trick on a higher level!

Why did the tomato go to the party? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the sidewalk say to the tired feet? You feeling okay? You've been dragging me all day!

What did one chair say to the other chair? How about we sit this one out?

What did the pen say to the pencil? So, what's your point?

Why was the watermelon sad? It wanted to be a watermelon!

Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? To sweep the competition!

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? He heard they were serving spare ribs!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare!