What did one potato chip say to the other? Let's dip out of here!

How do you organize a comedian's bookshelf? By the puns!

What did the hammer say to the nail? 'You nailed it!'

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he had a lot of straw-nium!

What kind of vegetable is the most emo? Broccoli, it always feels green!

How do you clean a space suit? You Apollo-gize!

What did the apple do at the party? It got baked!

How do hens stay fit? They egg-cersize!

Why did the tomato become a chef? Because it wanted to ketchup on its skills!

Why was the robot sent to detention? It had a bad chip!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneak-ers!

Why did the scarecrow become a comedian? Because it was outstanding in its field!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time and a wrist of time!

How do you organize a space party on a budget? You planet on a shoestring budget!

Why did the scarecrow become a comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field of jokes!

Why did the bicycle fall over at the park? It couldn't handle all the downhill jokes!

How do you fix a broken drum? With a tuba glue!

What do you call a sneezing bull? A bull dozer!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shoes? In case he got a hole in one and wanted to switch sides!

Why did the math book look scared? It heard about all the problems coming its way!

What did the ocean say to the beach on a stormy day? I'm feeling a little under the weather!