What did the big flower say to the small flower? Hi, bud, you're blooming too fast!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up straight? It was too tired from all the gears grinding!

How do you make a tissue dance at a party? Put a little boogie in it and watch it tear up the dance floor!

What did one hat say to the other hat at the fancy ball? You go ahead, I'll cap-ture the night!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and a missing ear? The listener of the forest!

Why did the musician get kicked out of the orchestra? He couldn't handle the bass-ics!

How do you fix a broken tuba player's heart? With some good tuba-lub music!

What do you call a comedian's belt? A waistline of laughter!

Why did the tomato go to school? It wanted to be a little more ripe for the future!

Why couldn't the bicycle keep up with the marathon runners? It got tired of spinning its wheels!

How do you know if a clock is hungry for comedy? It goes back and ticks for more jokes!

What's green and shakes a lot? A nervous cucumber at a pickle party!

Why did the pencil draw a blank? It couldn't erase the memories of all the mistakes!

What did the big flower say to the little flower at the garden party? Bloom where you're planted, bud!

Why couldn't the bunny hop straight? It had a bad hare day!

How do you make a napkin dance? Put a little salsa on it and watch it shake it off!

What did one plate say to the other plate after dinner? Let's make a clean break for the sink!

Why did the ocean get invited to the party? It made a big wave in the social scene!

How do you know if a clock is popular? It always has a lot of hands to shake!

What's yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard!

Why did the scarecrow become a detective? It was outstanding at solving corny mysteries!