What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It let out a little wine and became vineyard famous!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!

Why did the acrobat bring a ladder to the show? Just in case he needed a step up!

What do you call a comedian who loves to juggle? A slapstick comedian!

Why did the clown bring a mirror to the comedy show? To practice his slapstick routine!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him with a pie in the face!

What did the big toe say to the little toe? Stop following me, I'm tired of your toe-tal nonsense!

Why did the chicken sit on the newspaper? To keep up with the current events!

How do you organize a space party? You planet and hope it's out of this world!

How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolktastic pun!

Why did the chicken join a band? To be a drumstick!

Why was the tennis court so loud? Because all the players raised a racket!

Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the orchard? To pick the high-hanging fruit!

What do you call a chicken crossing the road without looking both ways? A daredevil fowl!

Why did the gymnast bring a pencil to the competition? In case he needed to draw some conclusions!

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the tomato turn red at the picnic? It saw the salad dressing undressing!

What did the painter say to the wall? One more coat and I'll be out of here!

Why did the scarecrow win the race? He was outstanding in his field!

How does a barber make phone calls? With a buzz clipper!

What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch you later!