I accidentally wore my slippers to work today... but then I realized I work from home!

I tried to do a handstand but ended up doing a face plant instead!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful fashion designer? Because he was outstanding in his threads!

I juggled oranges for the first time today... it was a fruitless endeavor!

I ran into a glass door today... it was a pane-ful experience!

Why did the ocean blush? Because it saw the shoreline changing!

I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet... now it's a smartphone!

I tried to make a paper airplane but it got stuck in a tree... it's now a stationary plane!

I tried to show off my dance moves but slipped on a banana peel... it was quite a slip-up!

I’m friends with a tree. We’re basically bros. We both root for each other.

Why was the banana so bent out of shape? It couldn't find a straight answer!

Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to be sweeper-educated!

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the barbershop? Give me a little off the top!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? It was getting too stalky!

Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? He won the 'No-Bell' prize!

I broke my arm in two places. You know what they told me? Avoid those places.

I used to be a personal trainer but couldn't handle the dead weight.

Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer!

Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to work? He heard the job was a high-pressure environment!

What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-bone!