Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks and wanted to beat it!

What did the can say to the pencil? Why are you so sharp?

Why did the cookie go to therapy? Because it was feeling crumbly inside!

Why was the bandage so funny? It had a lot of good wraps!

How do you make a pirate angry? Take away his covey of parrots!

Why did the mountain climb the tree? It wanted to peak at the view!

Why was the math teacher always calm? She had a lot of pi!

How do you look for a missing train? Check all the stations!

What did the snowman say to the carrot? Quit bugging me, I'm chillin'!

Why did the bicycle go to the therapist? It had two-tired syndrome!

Why did the athlete bring string to the race? To tie for first place!

Why did the chicken faint at the magic show? The magician turned her into a fridge!

How does a lumberjack play hide and seek? He barks up the wrong tree!

What did the scissors do at the dance party? Cut a rug!

How do you calm a shoe? Shoosh it!

Why did the cowboy sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!

What did the grape do in a juice bar? Wine a little, laugh a lot!

Why did the baker run the marathon? He kneaded the dough!

Why was the belt afraid to hold up the pants? It didn't want to be caught with its pants down!

How do you explain a bald spot to a garden? It's a receding hairline!

What did the grape do to the teacher? It gave him a lesson in wine tasting!