What did the banana say to the orange during their race? Peel out!

Why did the math book break up with the history book? They just couldn't figure each other out!

What do you call a horse that plays the guitar? A rock horse!

Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!

How does a magician practice their act? With lots of slapstick rehearsals!

What did the computer say to the circuit board? Stop hitting me up!

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop making me dizzy!

Why did the tomato bring sunscreen to the beach? It didn't want to turn into a tomato paste!

Why did the broom go to school? To become a sweepstakes winner!

What did the cookie say to the rolling pin? Stop rolling your eyes at me!

Why did the basketball player go to the bank? To get his rebounds!

Why did the chicken stay at the airport? It wanted to get a flight check!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It went on a grapevine about it!

Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired!

Why couldn't the tomato concentrate? It always ketchup doing the same old thing!

Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants!

Why was the scarecrow so good at solving crimes? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the bicycle fall over again? It was just going through a 'cycle' of events!

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!

Why did the ocean roar when it saw the shore? It was saying hello!

Why did the dinosaur bring string to the party? To dinosaur!