Why did the redneck bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!

Why did the kitchen counter get arrested? For supporting organi-zealots!

Why did Cinderella play terrible soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe!

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek in the jungle? Too many spots to blend in!

What happened to the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? He won the 'No-Bell' prize!

What did one hat say to the other hat at the party? You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What did the painting say to the wall? I got you covered!

Why did the baseball player go to law school? He wanted to be a batter-ny attorney!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the waves!

Why did the scarecrow keep winning awards? It was outstanding in the cornfield community!

What happened to the guy who broke all his fingers? He couldn't count on them!

What did the hat say to the scarf in winter? You keep me in stitches!

Why did the traffic light turn red? It was embarrassed to see the pedestrians crossing!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A riot-cycle!

Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? To shoot for the stars!

What did one wall say to the other wall during an argument? Let's stick together and go against the ceiling!

Why did the banana wear sunglasses? Because it saw the apple turn red from blushing!