What did the key say to the lock? Let's stick together!

Why did the cell phone break up with the charger? It was a draining relationship!

What did the DVD player say to the remote control? Let's press play on our friendship!

Why did the tomato go to the juice bar? It wanted to ketchup with friends!

What did the sidewalk say to the curb? Let's take it slow and easy!

Why did the paper go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped!

What did the tree say to the flower? You're blooming lovely!

Why did the traffic light break up with the stop sign? It needed space to go green!

What did the bed say to the pillows? Let's sleep on it!

Why did the mirror break up with the frame? It couldn't handle the reflection!

What did the faucet say to the bathtub? Stop draining my patience!

Why did the carpet go to therapy? It had too many rugs to work out!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Let's toss up some fun!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding at cutting corn!

Why did the bicycle fall over in the park? It was a kickstand!

Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants in public!

What happened to the man who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!

Why did the tree get in trouble? It wooden listen!

How do you organize a space party? You planet and make sure it's out of this world!

What happened to the frog who parked illegally? He got toad!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding at straw-ing the competition!