I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel.

I dreamed I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

I boiled a funny bone and made yourself laugh.

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere!

I accidentally sat on a banana peel... It was a slippery situation!

Why did the clown bring a belt to the comedy club? To hold up his pants during the pratfalls!

I tried to do a handstand, but ended up doing a headstand instead... It was a heady experience!

Why did the juggler go to the doctor? He kept dropping the ball!

I walked into a glass door... I didn't see that one coming!

Why did the mime get stuck in a box? He couldn't think outside of it!

I tried to juggle water balloons... Needless to say, it was a splash!

Why did the skateboarder wear a helmet to the park? So he could safely wipe out!

I tried to do a cartwheel, but it turned into a backflip... I guess I'm just flipping out!

Why did the trapeze artist bring a safety net to the performance? Just in case things took a swing for the worse!

I tried to ride a unicycle, but ended up on a pogo stick... bouncing all the way!

Why did the clown bring a rubber chicken to the birthday party? For some poultry entertainment!

I tried to do a split, but ended up ripping my jeans... Now I'm feeling torn!

Why did the magician wear a cape during his act? To cape-tivate the audience with his disappearing acts!

I tried to moonwalk like Michael Jackson, but ended up backwards... I guess I'm just going against the grain!

Why did the hula hoop run away from the circus? It couldn't handle the hoopla!