Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice and needed a peel!
Why did the ocean break up with the beach? It was just tired of the tide and wanted some space!
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear and a cuddly chewer!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no-body to dance with!
What do you call a pile of cats? A claw-some meow-ssemble of cute felines!
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to fix that old clock and get a digital watch!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta and a slippery trickery!
Why did the science book look unhappy? It had too many problems and bits to figure out!
What's brown and sticky? A log and a sticky surprise in the woods!
Why did the cookie cry? Its mother was a wafer goodbye in the bakery!
Why was the math book sad? It was divided and multiplied with too many problems!
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? He heard the pitcher had a high fastball!
What do you call a lying cat? A purr-jurer!
Why did the scarecrow go to school? He wanted to be outstanding in his field of study!
How did the barber win the race? He knew all the shortcuts!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear and a toothless wonder!
Why was the smartphone always tired? It kept running out of juice!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus and needed a byte!
Why did the physics book go to the gym? It wanted to build some mass!
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together one ice brick at a time!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of the same old cycle!