Why did the magician do well in school? She had a lot of trick questions up her sleeve!

What do you call a pile of cats? A fur-niture!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field and was a natural leader of the corn!

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the ketchup bottle and got saucy!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly and needed some dough-cumentation!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved with its tide!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired of the same old path!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner for a good hangout!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no-body to go with and was quite rib-tickling!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A majesfish and a true leader of the sea!

Why did the battery go to jail? It was charged with assault!

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

Why did the computer keep freezing? It had a bad case of the chills!

Why did the bicycle keep falling over? It was two tired of the same old trip!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act nutty for the bushy-tailed friend!

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain of cuteness!

Why did the lion spit out the clown? It tasted funny!

Why couldn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to groove with!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies for a messy day!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh and a sightless swimmer!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired to balance properly!