What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead!

What happened to the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels!

Why was the belt locked up? It was holding up a pair of pants!

Why did the ocean break up with the beach? It's not shore anymore!

Why was the ground cold? Because the snowman had a meltdown!

Why did the elevator break up with the other elevator? They had too many ups and downs!

Why did the math book die? It had too many problems!

Why did the tomato refuse to join the salad? It couldn't find the right dressing!

Why was the belt the best detective? It always kept things under wraps!

What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful DJ? It knew how to turnip the beet!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired from all the spinning!

What's a frog's favorite soda? Croak-a-cola!

Why was the math book happy? It solved its own problems!

Why did the girl sit on the clock? She wanted to be on time!

How does a snowman get around? By riding an icicle!

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Its parents were in a jam!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!

Why did the scarecrow refuse a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!

Why did the bullion cube refuse to sink? Because it was bouyant!