Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back? She was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers ready to quack you up!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no-body to shimmy with!

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants and buckle up too many times!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Pshh! That's just fishy and eye-opening!

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts and a lovebird symphony!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle and for that cool rap rhythm!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Let's dish out some good eats together!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it piece by icy piece!

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh and ready to take a plunge blindfolded!

Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks for a beat-powl of sound!

How do you organize a space party? You planet and orbit around having a good time!

Why did the computer catch a cold? It had a virus and kept sneezing out data!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite and a cold nose!

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants and couldn't hold back!

Why did the tomato go out with a prune? It couldn't find a date and wanted some raisin-d'etre!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and try to go nutty-over to the bushy buddy!

What do you call a pile of ducks? A box of quackers ready to quack you up!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite and a fin-tastic adventure!

What do you call a bear with no ears? Just the right size for a beary hug!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field and corny to boot!