I tried to play leapfrog but accidentally leapt into a frog pond!

I tried to play basketball but ended up scoring for the other team!

I tried to take a selfie but ended up with a shelfie!

I tried to juggle water, but I kept dropping the ball!

I slipped on a banana peel and went flying, but at least I got a good airfare!

I tried to take a selfie but ended up with a shelfie instead!

I accidentally sat on a porcupine, now it's a pin cushion!

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring, but I think I'm okay. I feel like I've dyed a little inside!

I tried to do a handstand on a beanbag, but it was just a flip flop!

I thought about going on a diet, but I decided I'm just too much of a heavyweight champion!

I accidentally sat on my Snickers bar, but now I'm a little chunky!

I asked the barber for a little off the top, so he handed me a tiny pair of scissors!

What happened to the guy who accidentally fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully recovered!

I couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, so I just buckled up and hoped for the best!

Why did the janitor put a ladder in the closet? He wanted to take the celebs to the top shelf!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay? A bagel!

Why isn't it a good idea to tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Why did the woman take a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!

What key can't open doors? A monkey!

Why do ghosts love elevators? It raises their spirits!

My friend told me to cheer up, but his efforts fell flat.