Why don't eggs ever tell secrets? They might crack up!

Why did the math book become a therapist? It had too many problems!

What happened to the guy who lost his left side? He's all-right now!

What did Ariel say to the prince when she lost her voice? Nothing, she couldn't speak!

Why was the math book unhappy? It just couldn't cut it!

How does a train eat? It goes chew-chew!

Why did the golf club go to school? It wanted to be a driver!

Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body to hang out with!

Why did the car break up with the road? It couldn't handle the commitment!

Why did the volleyball go to the therapist? It had issues with setting boundaries!

Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the blender? It was afraid of being chopped!

Why was the math book sad at the picnic? It had too many problems to solve!

What instrument do ghosts play? The spook-ulele!

Why was the TV set always so angry? It couldn't control its temper!

Why did the math book go to the dentist? It had too many problems with its teeth!

Why did the bed break up with the pillow? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the book go to the therapist? It needed some closure!

Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing... vinaigrette put it in an awkward situation!

Why was the traffic light embarrassed? It couldn't change fast enough!

Why did the elephant bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the basketball go to the opera? It wanted to shoot some hoops!