How can you spot a rich doughnut? It has lots of filling!

How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the sun to melt it away!

What did the rubber band say to the pencil? You have lead in your pants!

Why did the glove go to therapy? It had too many fits!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of gas!

What's a boxer's favorite drink? Punch!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree, and offer it some acorn chocolate!

What's green and not so heavy? Light green!

Did you hear about the painter who got into a fight? He ended up with a brush with the law!

What's a cheetah's favorite food? Fast food to fuel their speedy pursuits!

Why did the pencil go to school? It wanted to be sharp and #2 in class!

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path for an adventurous journey!

Why was the math book feeling glum? It had too many problems without solutions!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out from the closet? Supplies for the impromptu clean-up!

Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants that bungee-jumped off the cliff!

Why was the math book so sad? It failed to divide its chapters equally!

How do you organize a space party? You planet with a cosmic flair!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field of corn (bread)!

Why was the belt arrested? It was achieving new heights in fashion crimes!

How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket with a lullaby amidst the stars!

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain of fur and purrs!