Why did the outfielder bring a ladder to the game? He heard the pop fly was high!

What do you call a website that sings? A homepage!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field!

What's the worst thing about ancient Egypt? The rulers are always pharaoh way!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of shoes? In case he got a hole in one!

What's loud and obnoxious? A T. rex with a bullhorn!

What's the fastest vegetable? A runner bean!

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!

What do you call a ghost cow? A moo-tant!

Why did the comedian bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a magician on a boat? A waterproof!

Why did the zombie join the gym? To get some body mass!

Why was the football team coach arrested? For using illegal motion!

Why did the pencil go to the party? It wanted to be the draw-er!

What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss? Ouch!

Why did the ghost go to the dance? He heard it was going to be a boo-gie night!

Why did the acrobat bring a ladder to the show? He heard it was a high-flying act!

Why was the math book excited? It got to solve all its problems!

What do you call a comedian with a broken arm? A stand-up comic!

Why did the clown wear noisy shoes? He wanted to make some footnotes!

What did the grape say when it got stuck under the elephant? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!