Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
Why did the scarecrow get a diploma? He was outstanding in his field of education.
Why did the tomato get embarrassed? It saw the cucumber changing into a pickle.
Why was the basketball court upset? It heard the players were traveling.
Why did the scarecrow win the dance competition? He had some killer moves.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the broccoli doing the salsa dance.
What do you call a bear with no clothes on? Bear naked!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many word problems.
Why did the scarecrow take up acting? He was outstanding in his field of drama.
Why did the gardener become a detective? He always had a hunch!
What did the banana say to the monkey? You drive me bananas!
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? He wanted to squash it flat!
Why did the scarecrow become a popular artist? His work was outstanding in his field!
Why did the skateboarder bring a ladder to the park? To do some gnarly tricks!
Why did the tomato go out to dinner? It wanted to ketchup with friends!
Why did the scarecrow win an award for honesty? He was always outstanding in his truths!
Why did the rubber band refuse to work? It snapped under pressure!
What did the coffee say to the cream? You're always getting in my whey!
Why couldn't the bicycle keep up with the group? It was two tired!
What did the pancake say to the baseball bat? You butter swing!
Why did the teachers send the computer to the principal's office? It had too many tabs open!
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!