Why did the basketball go to the team doctor? It had court a cold!

How do you make a dinosaur float? Put some ice cream, soda, and a T-Rex in a blender!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Salmon-king!

Why did the passenger bring a spoon on the plane? In case he needed to stir up some turbulence!

Why did the painter only bring one brush to the art exhibit? Because it was a brushstroke of genius!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful magician? He was outstanding with disappearances!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinnertime is on me!

Why did the tomato turn to the other tomato? Ketchup!

Why did the tomato get promoted at work? Because it was outstanding in its field!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire hunter? Frost bite!

Why did the math book look so beat up? It had too many problems!

How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap!

What did the momma bullet say to the baby bullet? Time to pull the trigger!

Why did the music stand collapse? It couldn't handle the note!

Why did the peanut go to school? To become a little butter!

Why was the abacus always out of breath? It was always counting!

Why was the conductor arrested? For orchestrating a crime!

Why did the scaredy-cat go to therapy? It needed to work on its purrsonal issues!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walker!

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He hoped to have a power plant!